English Premier League managers' rants

"If you have no eggs, you have no omelette. And it depends upon the quality of the eggs. Some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem."
-Jose Mourinho

"Why the f*** did you kick that over here? You tried to kick it in the goal and you hit me?!? Get some f****** brains, will you? No wonder you're in the f****** reserves!"
-Harry Redknapp

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